Such a classic video lol 

First thing I thought of on that RS clip 

Definitely the Indy facemelt on that last RS clip lol 

If they somehow got Kawhi all bets are off obviously. But if Pelinka pursues any other max free agents (Butler, Kyrie etc.) then they’re fucked. He needs to go sign guys like Darren Collison and Danny Green and Reddick if he can get him. Thank you for coming to my stoned GM midnight TedTalk

This is the kind of journalism you don’t often find outside of Deadspin. Kudos to Dave for doing the dirty work, yet again. 

Ayton had a more underrated year than you think. .608% TS, 5.8 win shares, 19 pts and 12 rb per 36. His defense could improve but that’s a pretty solid first season for a big man

This guy looks and acts like a bumbling idiot from a Coen brothers movie. That scheme was something straight out of Burn After Reading 

Is this a, dare I say it...BEAR SATURDAY?!?

Vince Young....?

As dopey and deeply incompetent as it is to draft a guy you’ve never spoken to, I do like the pick for the Wiz. Dire, dire need for big men 

Raptors brought a little piece of America back with the Larry O’Brien trophy. 

“This is how I raise money, build relationships, and have established that arrogant image that people hate.”Is that really something worth bragging about?

It has to be the doctors who told Kerr there was no risk of a worse injury that bite the bullet, right? I mean, that’s pretty goddamn egregious 

Counter-point: Durant’s absence (and to a lesser degree, Thompson’s) is a huge part of what’s made these Finals so much more compelling than the last few iterations. It may behoove sportswriters to have some consistency between games, for predictive and narrative purposes, but I contend that the unpredictability…

DC has one ring, won the title in ‘78. Long time ago but it still counts! 

+1 there’s always money in the banana stand

Does this count as Bear Fridays return? Because this does not qualify as nearly good enough, TOM

It always seemed like Cleanthony Early would’ve been the best of the bunch to me...rangy, athletic etc. etc. But I really like the player FVV has developed into. 

Delmon Young HAS to be high up the list. Bauer may be a strong candidate, though I admit he had a good season last year.