I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

On what day do you expect to demote Nick Foles?

This was a charity show that raised $11 million for Seattle’s homeless crisis. But yeah, Pearl Jam really should have played the show inside of somebody’s chemical toilet to maintain that sense of authenticity.

When he woke up, he was in Hogwarts.

Vikings should sign that concrete post. It’s shown it can stop guys in Eagles jerseys

If they had greased that pole, he would have slipped by it.

I wasn’t aware there were alligators in Wisconsin.