It’s scheduled to be upgraded to a class II relic.

I’ve never played Catan, what got me hooked was Pandemic. Much prefer co-op.

While Northern Ireland and Ireland continue as the Republic of Gilead, Abortion Support Network are the only charity that provide financial assistance, as well as accommodation and confidential, non-judgemental information to women forced to travel and pay privately for abortions in England and are always in need of…

And since they’re lazy, coddled federal employees, a lot of them will be black! WE’RE ENTRUSTING OUR SAFETY TO ARMED NEGROES!

But the NRA has been telling me for years that the only thing to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun and the GOP has told me that the government is bad. That means those secret service guys must be bad... and they have guns!

A seventh-grade reading level and less than four characters per word.

What, you wonder, would have set Trump off on a tangent about the attractiveness of the group in front of him?

I don’t know how anyone can get through the moronic gibberish that stands in for his “responses” to questions (or frankly just be in the same space as him). I am pretty sure I would be like this the whole time:

Tremendous computers really. We’re doing great computers in Florida, wonderful Floridian computers. Very high energy. So many computers, more than I have ever seen in my life. More than the Oscars even.

Loves computers. They know words. They have the best words. He gives millions to computers.

he uses computers all the time. computers love him. he has fantastic computers, with many many friends.

“It’s such a good story. Seriously. Luke is so cool in this one. Really”

So what’s everyone’s take on the opening crawl for Episode VIII?

I found very little skepticism of other people’s beliefs, even when those beliefs seemed (to me) to be in complete conflict. Although Wakefield and Smith do disagree on the causes of autism (vaccines v. Roundup, the pesticide), so there’s that.

fuuuuuuuck no

I know you’re joking but I work with the Medical Examiner and you’d be shocked and surprised at how...well, you’d be shocked and surprised. I’ll leave it there.

I would not drive it here nor there.