While Northern Ireland and Ireland continue as the Republic of Gilead, Abortion Support Network are the only charity that provide financial assistance, as well as accommodation and confidential, non-judgemental information to women forced to travel and pay privately for abortions in England and are always in need of…

And since they’re lazy, coddled federal employees, a lot of them will be black! WE’RE ENTRUSTING OUR SAFETY TO ARMED NEGROES!

But the NRA has been telling me for years that the only thing to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun and the GOP has told me that the government is bad. That means those secret service guys must be bad... and they have guns!

A seventh-grade reading level and less than four characters per word.

What, you wonder, would have set Trump off on a tangent about the attractiveness of the group in front of him?

I don’t know how anyone can get through the moronic gibberish that stands in for his “responses” to questions (or frankly just be in the same space as him). I am pretty sure I would be like this the whole time:

I found very little skepticism of other people’s beliefs, even when those beliefs seemed (to me) to be in complete conflict. Although Wakefield and Smith do disagree on the causes of autism (vaccines v. Roundup, the pesticide), so there’s that.

fuuuuuuuck no

I kept waiting for Kachinsky to say, “The heck d’ya mean?”

I declared early in my viewing of the series that he had a slappable face and made his appearances much more bearable by yelling “slap” each and every time he deserved it. I hope he felt it at least a little.

this fuckin guy

To my knowledge BLM has never shot up anywhere or killed anyone. When I was interviewing for a job for an organization that works with abortion we had to meet at an undisclosed location for safety reasons. I had to sign that I wouldn’t tell anyone where we met. Anti-choice fuck nuts have killed and bombed us. They…

I was always a fan of customers throwing fits over stupid policies. That’s usually the only way to get rid of a stupid policy. They certainly won’t listen to employees about it.

Monogrammed Thermos™ does both!

I’ve always known my dad was one of the good guys, but even I was pretty damned impressed with that. And I’ve made a point to use his guidelines when tipping ever since.

The writing on that one is the BEST. I lost it at fleeing the great Fucks Famine of 2015.

No, you’re crying.

I know a lot of people who reverse out of a parking space in the same manner.

I would not drive it here nor there.