The expression on the face of the child sitting next to him in the golf cart is all of us: “How the hell is this guy president?”

“...Abe of Japan...”

What I’m learning from this comment section is that the numbers of people who read contracts are roughly equivalent with the numbers of people who click through and read source articles.

Filed to: SUN ROSE IN THE EAST AGAIN

“Killing... nanobots... heeyyyyyy,” thought Alex Jones.

His command of the classics is legendary. Did you not hear the one about the Two Corinthians?

That’s what I’m thinking, too. Flake appears to be looking ahead to mounting a primary challenge in 2020. Maybe he’s anticipating an earlier exit from office than the end of Trump’s term, and thinks a President Pence would be severely weakened by his ties to Trump. Or, maybe he thinks Trump will still be around in…

Update, 3:29 PM: CBS News reporter Jackie Alameny cites a source that Gen. Kelly is the maybe only white guy alive who wants less Game of Thrones.

You worked hard for that star. +1

Canadian’s don’t use turn signals either. We’re awful drivers.

I really tried, but I couldn’t get past the fact that a Congressman is named Buddy.

+1 aaaayyyyyyyyyy

I prefer to think of Trump as the human form of the average comment section on any YouTube video.

Ah yes, I remember well my time spent as the brash, young LAPD detective who would suddenly SPEAK IN A LOUDER AND MEANER VOICE when I decided that a witness wasn’t telling me the full truth.

This may one day rival the Clay Davis supercut from the Wire:

FAKE CHEWS

Synergy + Kinja = Kinjergy?

In my head, I took your comment a step further and ended up with something about Trump-burps. Then I gouged out my eyes and guzzled Liquid Plumr.

I’m actually a ghost/speechwriter. And a big phony in my daily life.