Secret menu ordering is acceptable at In-N-Out, but only because the “secret” menu is pretty much not a secret.

I’m not saying you’re wrong about gamers contributing to the demise of Andromeda. I agree that many of the complaints were given a large signal boost that is outsized given the nature of the problems, especially when many of these flaws exist in other AAA titles and are seemingly forgiven. I guess people just have…

It just sounds to me like NHL GMs are just reticent to chase (Kentucky) waterfalls.

If you need Senator Graham, he’ll be on the fainting couch.

Because no one who is running for office would ever commit the sin of telling the truth: Not all of us are one day going to be rich.

That moment when this quote reminds you that Predator is the only movie that starred two guys who would become governors (and that either one would be a better option for president, if the laws allowed)

Pretty sure that if my face were bleeding post-surgery, I would be at a hospital, not a golf resort.

A head of state wouldn’t spend time disagreeing with TV show hosts, let alone name calling.

He’s President Id, really.

I disagreed vehemently with a lot of President Bush’s ideas and policies, but I never regarded him as a person who lacked a single shred of decency.

But, baggy pants, so at least half of Vlad Sr.’s DNA is represented.

I have visions of Steve Mnuchin asking Trump for to subtly promote his movies, but then I remember he’s not this subtle.

Maybe it could be solar powered... just spitballing here.

I think it’s fair to assume the Russians are doping.

Remember when facts like these used to matter? Those were the days.

I grew up on Atari games, but all of my games were gifts or payment for my chores until the NES came out. At that point, I was 10, and my parents started giving me an allowance, and made me pay for games myself.

I imagined Kermit the Frog. The dream is still slightly alive.

Came here to say this.