I asked Woods if he wished to tie his shoes and he originally stated no that he could not get down that far.

Enough of your endless carping.

“...but that’s none of my business.”

Answer: yes.

Fair to blame Lovren for a lot of things, but the worst play this year was Wijnaldum’s braincramp against Bournemouth that set up Benik Afobe in a 2-2 draw. Ulitmately, he balanced that out with some timely goals in other matches, but that was maybe the worst pass back to a keeper I’ve ever seen.

As Doc would say, “The probing continues...”

The good news for Liverpool is they won’t face Bournemouth, Burnley, Crystal Palace, Wolverhampton, Southampton, Leicester City, Swansea City, or Hull City in the Champions League.

Not rednecks, “sovereign citizens.”

“probably contracted MRSA” is what makes your comment art, basically.

Now it’s on my level.

Gary Condit would like a word with you.

Those of us in Orange County can now celebrate our annual rite of spring...

I just wish there had been a camera in the tunnel for that. Glorious.

Even if Republicans get on board with the idea of impeaching Trump, it might be too late in the term for Pence to get anything done. Presidential administrations normally don’t have a large window to push an agenda through Congress before the next midterm elections under the best of circumstances. He’ll be facing low…

After “nation of Africa,” I wouldn’t have been surprised if he then said, “I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as,…

Trudeau trained for months in preparation for that handshake.

Wrong. No one in SoCal uses “hella” unless they’re talking to someone from north of Santa Barbara.

See Hell or High Water. I’m not the biggest Chris Pine fan either, but he was great in that film. One of the better films of last year.

Here in the US, many of us usually “nuke” our coffee in the microwave, but it’s understandable why one might not want to throw the phrase “nuke it” around these days.

I laughed and cried.