Gary Condit would like a word with you.

Those of us in Orange County can now celebrate our annual rite of spring...

I just wish there had been a camera in the tunnel for that. Glorious.

After “nation of Africa,” I wouldn’t have been surprised if he then said, “I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as,…

Trudeau trained for months in preparation for that handshake.

Wrong. No one in SoCal uses “hella” unless they’re talking to someone from north of Santa Barbara.

Here in the US, many of us usually “nuke” our coffee in the microwave, but it’s understandable why one might not want to throw the phrase “nuke it” around these days.

I laughed and cried.

I’m weighing Alex Burrows against Clarke MacArthur and Craig Anderson. Is there a way they can win the Cup but disclaim Burrows, or is it too late for that?

Flipped v. flicked is the new “hotdog is/is not a sandwich.”

Came here for this and was not disappointed.

Not really a scandal. Just more evidence that Issa is an ass.

Oh good. Fewer people will die of dehydration in Milwaukee’s county jail now.

I did live there at the time they won the World Series, and can confirm this is the case.

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Oh God, there’s so much stupid here that Curt Schilling may one day be our president.

I’m there with you on the exhaustion, and I’d be for a day without Trump per week. The problem is that his supporters would try to use those breaks as momentum to change the narrative about him.

I live in Orange County, and I’m about a 30-minute drive from the Honda Center. Traffic is indeed terrible, especially when there is also an Angels game the same night because Angels Stadium shares a freeway exit with the Honda Center, as there was Friday night for the first game of this series. So, I do give the…

Played it. Possibly both.

I agree. Naughty Dog generally does a great job at that. Hell, The Last of Us is still in the top 5 as far as I’m concerned, and that wasn’t even this generation.