I had to interview a doctor for a case involving a concussion suffered by a construction worker at a job site. When we were done, I asked him what he thought about players in sports getting back into a game after a suspected concussion. He said the most difficult part of diagnosing and treating a player with a…

You’d need oxymoron too if your knees had been blewed... blown... or blowed out.

“This hearing is adjourned. I’ll be on the fainting couch.”

As a Liverpool supporter, those last two matches still scare the crap out of me.

Usually donated or the trash. Depends on the condition they’re in (health concerns). Some players used to ask to keep them, too, but I doubt that happens much anymore.

Blame Google. I never learned to speak it.

Ja, ampak moja babica je bil rojen na Bledu.

Lake Bled, tho.

I think the chants after a goal are kind of lame, personally, and the joke about thanking the announcer for telling everyone there’s a minute left in a period was played out decades before Nashville got a team. Still, that’s just my opinion, and every fanbase has its dumb traditions.

“Nobody who matters dies because they don’t have access to health care.”

“Good one, Randy. Good one.” - All of Toronto.

I wonder if he would think that’s some sort of Middle Eastern delicacy.

Seriously, this is the one and only time I will use this:

I believe we should probably start with Congresswoman Waters as the way to refer to her, but if she weren’t elected, then your rule applies. It’s Ms. Waters (or Mrs., I honestly don’t know) before ever using her first name.

I read the word “Pathfinder” and in my head it’s immediately followed by, “this area can be mined for resources.”

Arguably their best forward has been Justin Williams.

I wouldn’t have believed that until three or four days ago. Right now, Lundqvist would be the better goalie, and the Rangers defense has been solid. Also, Vigneault has proven he can pull the strings and get the most out of his team in a deep playoff run, where Trotz has never been past this round.

Okay, I’ll admit that I kind of like the name Talon, if only because it seems to be the name of every mercenary/criminal organization in every video game ever made.

Also, I think it would be great if Sequoia turned out to be like 5'7".

Just hope the kid doesn’t grow up to be a huge douche.