That death was Isaac Clarke level of painful to watch, and it probably happened to me three or four times in a row before I figured out what I was doing wrong.

One of my favorite openings to any video game in the last 10 years.

William Nylander or King Joffrey? You decide:

This won’t stop Alex Ovechkin from playing in the Olympics, and as we all know, a Russian can pretty much do whatever he wants in D.C.

Next time I see a player dive in hockey game I’m calling Gary Bettman.

Not as special a place as the guy who runs the HOA board to make himself feel like he’s in charge of something in his life.

When midweek matches against Bournemouth worry you more than those against the likes of Man City, you know you’re a supporter of LFC.

I last saw Panik on the streets of Carlisle, Dublin, Dundee, and Humberside.

Blackhawk Down?

Came here to make this same joke. Carry on.

Jet fuel can’t melt steel briefs.

Nah, he’s the bad guy from Beverly Hills Cop with slightly more hair.

I never knew that horse was named Jose Bautista. Good find.

That is so going into the next motion I write.

I suppose the main disconnect here is why the Pathfinder makes these decisions when their job description is more planet discovery and exploration, not upholding the law.

“Tebow Stays in the Box As Little As Possible; Still Not Married.”

Advisor: “But, Mr. President, if the Mexicans learn Taekwondo, building a wall won’t keep them out of our country.”

I have a feeling if that if I were to shake Sean Hannity’s head, I would hear a sound akin to that of shaking an aspirin bottle with one pill left. Well, maybe a deeper sound, given the size of that enormous head of his.

I swear to fucking GOD if Ronald Reagan were president these motherfuckers would have been sitting in prison already for treason because the Soviets were THE ENEMY as far as he and his GOP hawks were concerned, and even senile Reagan would have never fallen for Putin’s bullshit — he would have seen the rise of the…

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