If that’s how this works, I’m just going to put that I had a White House job on my resume. After all, I did visit the building once when I was in junior high.

Nah, he hires the guys who gave Trump the evidence that he was “wiretapped.”

He keeps having rallies because campaigning is the only part of the job he actually understands, and because he needs the ego stroking.

The incorrect shape makes them more effective as ankle weights.

I’m guessing Caden, or Aiden, or Brayden.

That’s different because it was funny.

Donald Trump is wrong. Clearly, this person has the best words.

Irish Spring, indeed.

I grew up in the area where Marinovich played high school ball. The stories back then were pretty nutty. LaVar Ball is a shameless self-promoter, but I’m not sure that’s he’s quite as extreme and monomanical as Marv Marinovich was, who controlled every aspect of his son’s life, including his training, diet, and his…

You mean they all have fake accents and have never been to see their team at its home stadium? Or is that just the Red Sox fans I run into in California?

I agree with your point, although I’m not sure I agree that “breaking” means what it used to in journalism. It used to be reserved as a signal to viewers that something important has happened, but the reporters don’t have all the details sorted out yet. Now it seems like there’s a “breaking news” graphic on just about…

And that’s only when he’s not on the fainting couch.

This was the exact prompt I was given on my criminal law exam in law school.

Reminds me of how grateful I am that my high school civics teacher had drummed all of this into my head. I had no idea how lucky I was at the time to have a teacher who cared so much that his students actually knew how our government works, nor how much it would benefit me when I got around to going to law school…

There are only two reasons why this gets leaked: someone is trying to hurt Trump, or help him. The most interesting thing to me about this release is that the copy is stamped “Client Copy.” The universe of people who would have access to that is probably pretty small, so the reasonable deduction is that this came from…

Hell, I’d be happy if I made that much over three years, let alone one.

I think I know the ones you’re hinting about. I was able to skip past the first of them because I had explored that area before I was told to go there. Ran and hid from the bird, and never had to fight it. When I finally got sent to that area, the bird was still there, but I was able to sneak past it.

I’m instinctively trying to run away from this screen shot. That bird can mess you up.