Enslaved was highly underrated. Easily one of my favorite games from the previous generation.

Since when has “beyond stupid” stopped anything from passing or anyone from getting elected?

“Not mother?”

I am frightened by the fact that I had to double-check that he didn’t actually say this.

They need to stop eating lead paint chips.

Malkin: “Russia best.”

+1 “night in and night out.”

New Jersey fired Robbie Ftorek a few weeks before the playoffs in 2000. They finished 2nd in their division (only two points behind the Flyers for first) and went on to win the whole damn thing.

Not half a bad idea after last night’s performance.

Have a star, eh?

How about a trade? We get Trudeau, and you get Trump and a guarantee that a Canadian team wins the Stanley Cup for the next four years?

Feeding exclusively on the souls of the poor and the elderly takes a toll.

Sounds like something he does with women to keep them from screaming.

Safe to say he’s fatter than Bill Clinton was in his McDonald’s-loving days.

Not sure what’s scarier: the toddler in the Oval Office, or the adults he’s hired to do the work for him.

At about 0:56 on the video that’s linked above, Burrows went for a loose puck and whacked Lehner with his stick. Burrows fell, and as he was getting up, Lehner gave him a nudge with his stick, which Burrows responded to with a shove, which is when the referee raised his arm to signal a penalty.

She’s the hero we deserve, but not the one we need.

It’s not a potential grizzly. It’s an actual one. Therefore, we are safe.