My Orange County escape plan:

I tried:

As someone who has a philosophy degree, I approve this message.

Amazing that they still have their guns, considering they spent all that time trying to convince us that President Obama was going to take them away while forcing them into gay marriages.

“Real” Madrid, huh? Someone’s trying too hard to convince us that they’re geninune.

I agree with this. For a split second after the goal, he raises his stick like he’s about to celebrate, but then realized what he’d done. It didn’t look like the reaction of someone who meant to clear the puck but misfired.

The Trump Administration (if one can call it that) is the ultimate game of “Would You Rather...,” because Pence is just this side of Dick Cheney-level evil.

‘Tis the season.

McDavid may be the “Next One,” but his chirp game leaves a lot to be desired. He should have said to Manning, “Cooper is better,” and skated merrily away.

This mental image made me smile more than it probably should.

“If I just keep looking at the sky, I can’t see her. If I can’t see her, maybe she doesn’t exist.”

Clearly, you need to spend more time on the internet. You are welcome.

Fun fact: I was star #270. You are now president of this article’s comment section.

What Alex Jones is doing is not all that different from what ISIS or the KKK do with their internet propaganda. The effect is the same: radicalization of an impressionable person who is moved to take up arms against someone or something he has been repeatedly told is evil without a shred of truth to it.

And now I have this running through my head:

The fact that this buffoon represents my district makes me hate my neighbors.

Not to spoil a show that’s been off the air for more than 10 years, but The Shield dealt with the sexual assault of a male victim in a rather graphic and memorable way, and how he subsequently dealt with living with it. You’re right, however, that it’s extremely rare in television or movies when compared to assaults…

I’ve got the dumbass part down cold. Just need the money.

The aforementioned trip from Brazil to Argentina ended up taking four hours and four minutes. Going by the information on LaMia’s site about their plane, the aircraft in question only had a fuel capacity to fly for four hours and 22 minutes. Thus that flight only had 18 extra minutes to spare in terms of fuel, less…