Back when he was picked to be on the ticket, pundits called him the “safe” choice. Perhaps we could use a little more safe in our politics.

“Oh stewardess, I speak millenial.”

Our generation will always be rad, though.

Starred for the account name.

Every day is “take out the trash day” now.

To use Pence’s own logic: He made a choice. Now he has to carry that choice to term.

I sure hope my district wins the Hunger Games.

This is simultaneous excellent kinja and terrifying truth. You get a star, and the nation gets my prayers.

Are you sure?

I now can’t imagine referring to him by any other name than this.

I seriously wonder if there is a legal way the Republican Party can dump him as their nominee, and I have to believe that somewhere, they are exploring whether it’s feasible. My guess is that with early voting already happening in some states, it’s too late.

I’ve also found that a game with a strong story or characters can draw in a significant other who isn’t into games. Case in point, The Last of Us. I asked my girlfriend to watch me play the prologue. Not to spoil anything here, but if you haven’t played it, it has an unforgettable emotional scene that sets up Joel’s…

He’s not my prime minister, unless Trump wins, in which case I will move to Canada before they can build their own wall.

The underrated part of this piece of performance art is the dismount she does from the dab. I’m still at a loss as to how this is a good idea in a debate, though.

Unless you’re in Canada (though, admittedly, I couldn’t get my fat ass off the ground like this if I tried)...

“I think you forgot the “e” in “pointe.”

He may have calmed down the panic on the GOP side just a bit, but I don’t know that it changes the race. The post-VP-debate story is going to also get wiped out by coverage of the hurricane, anyway.

New weight loss plan: Every time I want to eat, I will re-read your comment.

Weird how things evolve. St. Ronnie wouldn’t get out of the primary in the Republican Party of today.