The airlines have brought the carry-on annoyance upon themselves.

This is properly nuts. This may be the most American car currently available for sale, and Dodge/Chrysler are marketing this right.

Datsun 620 $2000

For the off-road jalops:

Early-to-mid 90s (or earlier) Toyota 4Runner. For only a few grand you get a damn solid truck, usually 4WD, 5 seats, sometimes 3 pedals, and decent gas mileage. There are a bunch out there that haven't been beat up, and they still look pretty sharp and cool. Like THIS one in Delaware with a mere 111k miles for…

Bought this off Craigslist, daily drove it, and restored it on a minimum wage budget for the last two years.

Is there a reason that it would have to be a portmanteau? Why not coin a new word entirely? Or commandeer a fake word that someone else coined, but expand its definition? Might I suggest "cromulent" as coined by The Simpsons.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ford-F-150…

With a final bid of $3500 there is money left over for the roll bar, American flags and KC Daylights.

The auction is currently sitting at 4000 so it might crack 5k, but my submission is this, or any, Willys Jeep.

1987 Dodge Ramrunner.

340 hp/liter. We may have a new record holder (non-production, but still).

Also, I want to find the group of guys dedicated to making Back To The Future Toyota Pickups.