Food processors too! I use sour cream instead of water and every crust since I started has been perfect.

My father had a religious manic experience while my mom, sibling, and I were out trick r treating. We came home talking happily about the experience, when my dad came into the room, accused us a celebrating the devil, tore down the very few Halloween decorations my mom put up and threw away our candy. My sib and I…

Partly it was that I decided he deserved a fair shot at conversation, talking to him one-on-one instead of a group setting when I was focusing on other things. And it was partly chemistry. He hugged me at the end of our second date, and zap! He irritates the snot out of me sometimes, but I still get goosebumps just…

Twenty years ago, shortly after I moved back to the States, I was invited to a Halloween party by some new friends. I didn’t have anything better to do, and my crush was supposed to be there, so I got myself gussied up and went. Moments after I parked, an old pickup pulled up behind me and just sat there idling. I got…

Y I K E S!!! If it makes you feel mildly better, I once accepted an invite from a stranger on the metro (WHY? I was new in town with no friends) to what he said was a regular Star Trek viewing party. Also conveniently left out watching Star Trek was the warm up for a regular sex party. Le sigh. I did go back a few…

A friend of mine got SHITFACED at a Halloween party. The stressful part was me and her boyfriend wrestling with her in the parking lot to keep her from driving home. So, a vampire and a hooker were throwing down with an very drunk, violent angel. It ended with her breaking her car key off in the ignition, pissing…

Probably the Halloween party I was invited to by my ex-boyfriend. Don’t worry: he’s dead now and it’s no great loss to humanity, believe me.

I was bringing my new boyfriend out on Halloween to a bar crawl with a bunch of my good friends. It was his first time really hanging out with us as a group. We arrive and my good friend, Louisa, introduces me to one of her good friends, Jon.

BUT NUTTER

do you have a suggestion brad?

UtZ Cheese Balls are the best! Especially in the giant barrel-shaped tub 

My husband and I also used condoms successfully for many years, after two children. I took the pill for ten years pre-kids, tried a diaphragm after the first one and hated it, I was concerned about IUD safety, so we settled on condoms. He never complained. He probably knew better, since my response would have been get…

An IUD is not going to protect anyone with an STD. They may be ‘old school’ but clinics across the country would be happy if people had a little more schooling.

Seriously, fuck IUDs and all similar torture devices. My husband and I use condoms too. No accidents.

My husband and I used only condoms for the 22 years we’ve been together. I had a hysterectomy a couple of years ago, so it’s no longer an issue, but I didn’t want to be on hormonal bc because of my depression. Never had one break, never got pregnant. I’ve noticed that Jez seems to really have a boner for IUDs as if…

Easy to say when your air quality isn’t at level hazardous.  I’d love to breathe some cold fresh winter air right about now.  (Or even hot, humid air with low levels of particulates.)

I had metastatic testicular cancer about 10 years ago, which resulted in a surgical scar from my pelvis to my sternum. I beat the cancer, and contemplated a decoration for a couple years. For some reason, a working lunch turned down this road, and I told my boss at the time that I was going to get an alien tattooed,…

Is this also a ‘caught in a lie’ entry?because searching by an image exists. 

No, this is good. I wasn’t sure how to spell it so I just picked the first one in spellcheck. Turns out neither me nor my machine are very educated on this.

* per se * (not to be a jerk, just for future reference)