BUT NUTTER

do you have a suggestion brad?

UtZ Cheese Balls are the best! Especially in the giant barrel-shaped tub 

My husband and I also used condoms successfully for many years, after two children. I took the pill for ten years pre-kids, tried a diaphragm after the first one and hated it, I was concerned about IUD safety, so we settled on condoms. He never complained. He probably knew better, since my response would have been get…

An IUD is not going to protect anyone with an STD. They may be ‘old school’ but clinics across the country would be happy if people had a little more schooling.

Seriously, fuck IUDs and all similar torture devices. My husband and I use condoms too. No accidents.

My husband and I used only condoms for the 22 years we’ve been together. I had a hysterectomy a couple of years ago, so it’s no longer an issue, but I didn’t want to be on hormonal bc because of my depression. Never had one break, never got pregnant. I’ve noticed that Jez seems to really have a boner for IUDs as if…

Easy to say when your air quality isn’t at level hazardous.  I’d love to breathe some cold fresh winter air right about now.  (Or even hot, humid air with low levels of particulates.)

I had metastatic testicular cancer about 10 years ago, which resulted in a surgical scar from my pelvis to my sternum. I beat the cancer, and contemplated a decoration for a couple years. For some reason, a working lunch turned down this road, and I told my boss at the time that I was going to get an alien tattooed,…

Is this also a ‘caught in a lie’ entry?because searching by an image exists. 

No, this is good. I wasn’t sure how to spell it so I just picked the first one in spellcheck. Turns out neither me nor my machine are very educated on this.

* per se * (not to be a jerk, just for future reference)

I wonder if they realize the only reason they’re relevant is because of the institution they left...

Son, don’t you know that black folks have better things to do then even think about your ass? Your ‘enemies’ list should be a mirror. But thank you for saying the quiet part loud and costing yourself a job where you could have gone ages without being known as a racist.

Right?! That stuck out to me as well.

Pray for his enemies?!

This pic is so hectic, that no one realized Rick Fox was there looking like a sentient salt and pepper shaker vagabond.

I really really REALLY did not want to go to my 10-year high school reunion, so I asked a stripper to go and pretend to be me and I filmed the whole thing. You can watch a long or a short version at www.irememberandrea.com It’s been 15 years and my classmates are still complaining about it on Facebook. And there…

10 year high school reunion out in my boonies hometown. Traveled in from another state. Like 15 people showed up. We all got too drunk and decided to go to the local strip club. Not only were people we graduated with working at the strip club, my high school nemesis and his wife invited me to enjoy a lap dance with…

“Well that explains it, you aren’t really anything are you?”