She’s a straight up hypocrite and is clearly unhinged. 

Is this Dessen’s kinja account? Someone giving tepid praise to your book is “being an asshole”? And if Dessen can react this poorly to someone making an offhand comment about her book and you defend that, I’m not sure why you don’t also think everyone else has the right to think she’s unhinged in reaction to her.

Not just gendered, which it surely is, but also denigrating one of her superpowers...

And she’s literally the boss. Michael left her in charge. She was doing her job. And cleaned up Tahani’s fuck up with almost no complaining.

Phantom Smells

Does she know? Does she know?

“Bossy?” That’s a pretty gendered insult, don’t you think?

Plot twist: It was gazpacho

Can we acknowledge that Ted Danson plays Vicky pretending to be Michael, but also plays Michael pretending to be Vicky pretending to be Michael, and it’s noticeably NOT THE SAME PERFORMANCE?

For real. She needs to practice good spiritual hygiene. I normally call on my dad for protection, and then ask for my masters and teachers. 

As a fellow witch and a tarot card reader of 20+ years I would advise against reading in such an open way again. I would advise seeking out a spirit guide or familiar to make trances safe in the future. 

That’s lovely.

My stepgrandmother was a very religious woman...church every day, prayers before every meals, you get it. She also lived to a ripe old age and was well and “with it” all the way through. She only lived with her daughter towards the very end of her life and even then, it was more out of convenience than need.

Not only that - you should wear a prosthetic/padded bra to increase your bust for a 40% tip increase per Mythbusters:

Why am I not able to read these stories as they are posted anymore? Did I piss somebody off? Is the evil company tanking Kinja or is it some kind of employee revolt?

Yeah, clearly this dude is a paragon of logic.

Big yikes on that shit right there. Did you tip your fedora before, after, or during the time you were writing this?

Janet is Bad Janet.  Everything is a scheme to turn Elenor into a Demon.  

“do or do not, there is no try”

YES! Stevia is the most disgusting taste in the world and ruins everything. I find it deeply offensive.