neighborofthebeast
NeighborOfTheBeast
neighborofthebeast

This is where I am right now. I’ve basically decreed that I will take a load of stuff to the resale shop or the dumpster every two weeks until I move this summer. We’re streamlining before the big move, baby! If I can’t think of a good reason to move it from one place to the next, it goes. So far it’s mostly clothes

You’re getting my old crap!

Hm, at least you have Kamala Harris?

In the “interview”—which was picked up by a number of news sites, including our own—Johnson supposedly defamed the members of “generation snowflake” in a generally un-Rock-like fashion, being quoted as saying that “this generation are looking for a reason to be offended.”

I hate the “think about their children” defense. Um, shouldn’t Louis CK/etc. be the ones thinking about their children when they do shit like this that’ll inevitably come out in public?

Time of year is highly important. Cool, ripe watermelon on a hot summer day is the fucking tits.

Read the headline and thought it was referring to Benedict Cumberbatch. Was more than confused about why Black Mirror would go after him. Ive seen so many stupid nicknames for that guy Ive literally tilted my head trying to figure out who was being written about.

I work on the road, I have exactly a half hour for lunch and then I have to be on my way.

I’m that guy who’s got my money or a my card in hand when I’m paying the tab...not because of your imaginary “look at me, I’M A BIG MAN” fantasy...but because I have shit to do and want to get back on the road ASAP 

I do this often. The awkward post meal lingering needs to be as short as possible. 

One thing I almost never hear in these discussions is that there’s non-trivial value in having numerous books around you haven’t read yet. There are many times throughout a year when I want to read something new and I don’t really know what I want to start.  So I browse through my shelves until something jumps out at

Don’t romanticize this too much. There’s a big chance she can still hear Jared Kushner’s voice. 

Ah, Caity Weaver.

You didn’t even bother to read the story, did you?

Amateur.

First, it doesn’t ‘hose’ anyone. It’s called ‘paying your fair share’. You pay more because you have more. Don’t want to pay more? Give it all away! Or, work for less. Problem solved.

YES.

Oh my god. This immediately brought to mind the scene in Kill Bill where the hospital attendant had been assaulting her while she was in her coma and just jesus fucking christ. This poor woman.

Aw. I hear you. ;)

For some reason, Frederick Douglass wasn’t returning their calls.