I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

You can use cut-up bill in the US as long as you have both matching serial numbers.. You just mail them into the federal reserve. When I was a bank teller we had a customer who had about $50k in bills catch fire (in a house fire) and we were able to get him about half the money back..

And no lube?? I mean there had to be lube to get it through no? Soap and warm water?? How did it get soooo stuck!

Seems pretty shady.

Also, the bracket image indicates that today we should be voting Baba Yaga vs La Llorona, and Succubus vs Siren.

Not for the squeamish: the before shot (NSFW!)

you’re not my mom

The answer is yes.

Totes not guilty.

It’s been so goddamn infuriating watching left-wingers telling me Clinton needs to “go away” willing to defend this move by the Emmys because “Spicer was just doing his job”.

I’ll bet my right arm he does the cold open on SNL with Melissa McCarthy & everyone will laugh. Fuck this shit. I mean would these same phonies let Bill Cosby or OJ Simpson yuk it up at the Emmy’s? Seriously want to know why black folks are “always mad” according to white people? Look at the shit you try to pass off…

A beard and no moustache is what I keep focusing on. It’s like a hair toilet seat for his ass face.

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.

Fuck the Emmys and I am disappointed in Colbert. It’s the treatment of politics as entertainment spectacle and joke that got us the heinous administration we have now. This is the type of decision rich white people make because, no matter their political persuasion, they are largely insulated from the repercussions of…

Top. Men.

That driver has more patience in him than I ever will.

“But, he’s not usually like that!”

So painful to watch. My prevailing thought throughout the video from the moment this loser disrespected a man at work was: I hope this video doesn’t end with this poor driver in jail or the police showing up hurting him over this.