And no lube?? I mean there had to be lube to get it through no? Soap and warm water?? How did it get soooo stuck!

Also, the bracket image indicates that today we should be voting Baba Yaga vs La Llorona, and Succubus vs Siren.

Not for the squeamish: the before shot (NSFW!)

you’re not my mom

Totes not guilty.

It’s been so goddamn infuriating watching left-wingers telling me Clinton needs to “go away” willing to defend this move by the Emmys because “Spicer was just doing his job”.

Driving Miss Becky.

:D

I’ll bet my right arm he does the cold open on SNL with Melissa McCarthy & everyone will laugh. Fuck this shit. I mean would these same phonies let Bill Cosby or OJ Simpson yuk it up at the Emmy’s? Seriously want to know why black folks are “always mad” according to white people? Look at the shit you try to pass off…

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.

Fuck the Emmys and I am disappointed in Colbert. It’s the treatment of politics as entertainment spectacle and joke that got us the heinous administration we have now. This is the type of decision rich white people make because, no matter their political persuasion, they are largely insulated from the repercussions of…

That driver has more patience in him than I ever will.

“But, he’s not usually like that!”

So painful to watch. My prevailing thought throughout the video from the moment this loser disrespected a man at work was: I hope this video doesn’t end with this poor driver in jail or the police showing up hurting him over this.

I’m just going to say this and say it one time only. 1. Your friends are trash. If that’s not who you are, get some new ones

He was so damn polite to that stupid girl.

This guy says some really important shit in the video that most people need to take in and digest. If you surround yourself with people that say racist vile shit and you don’t call them on it you may as well be saying it along with them. Your silence is acceptance of their ignorance and displays your own in the…

It’s amazing how quickly these “nice people” reveal themselves as racist while drunk but then still act as though it’s the people offended who have the problem while said drunkard’s friends try to maintain the “they’re really nice people” schtick.

Putting the “white privilege” aside, the assumption that they would be able to watch video and use his charging cord alone makes them douchebags. I don’t understand how assholes like this don’t get punched in the face on a daily basis.