“The doctor stings you [with a live bee] like it’s an acupuncture needle. I had it done on my cesarean scar… I had some buckling in the scar, and it really evened it out.”

Ol girl doesn’t make it halfway through Sister Christian without tearing up.

Now now, the first letter doesn’t state that his friend Daniel is a black guy. I would love to talk to the first letter-writer in person and respond as if I’m assuming Daniel is white just to see if he’ll correct me. Cause if he does that shows Daniel’s race is significant and if he doesn’t... the idea of two white…

Oh my god, the last email is actually from a Becky!!! I’m dying

I listen to the pod cast and I really like it.

“Because they write shitty emails.”

I considered including “and outside” but it felt too wordy. I think I hit the perfect balance of nuance and dirty.

Azure...you’re just bad. Heheheheheeh

Teresa Jo was reportedly caught flexing with a 23-year-old inmate trustee who was being held on minimal charges and “authorized to perform work inside and outside of the detention center and sheriff’s office facilities.”

To be fair, he does have a great voice.

Michael, you have inspired me to start a band named“Surprise Dick Game.” Your tickets to our shows will always been comped.

You people are nuts. Dude has been trading jerk off pictures - almost entirely during the pregnancy. It’s interactive porn - and that’s all it is.

Source: Me. My son was less than 2 months old when I left my ex-husband. I was about 7 months pregnant when I found out he was having an emotional affair with a coworker of ours. I moved in with my in-laws, who knew the reasons behind our split.

Erm, why are we assuming that LW1's cheating husband will be any help with the baby just because they will still be married and living together? I have seen non-cheaters totally ignore all parental responsibility while sleeping in the same bed as their strung out wife. Get a lawyer and get out fast! Dude might move…

I’m afraid I have little advice to offer the first writer, but what a loser that other chick is. A six month, no sex, emotional-only affair with some married jackass she kissed once five years ago and who has a baby on the way? You’re lame, girl. Get a fucking hobby.

One approach I’ve used with great success is sending out an email to friends letting them know I’m available for fix-ups—

Or boneless skinless chicken breasts straight from the package onto the grill. Dafuq?