Reading that it was called “nigger brown” I had already assumed it was from Asia, most likely China. Hearing that it’s counterfeit, it definitely is.

Maybe it’s my current life circumstances, but I hate the hashtag “blessed” with the fire of a thousand suns.

Exactly. Just like a “free gift”.

I thought she was early 40s

I’m confused. The NY Post’s Page Six reported Mindy’s pregnancy as “an unexpected surprise.” But if it was a surprise, it would not have been expected, would it?

what a rip. if you’re going to label your article “who said it!?”, play the fucking game, don’t give a single anecdote.

GUYS someone in one of my FB groups is the girl in the background sprinting into the store for her bridesmaids dress hahahahahaha it was 7:58 and the store was closing at 8 and this is my favorite thing ive seen in a long time

“We should not be teaching children, period, how to have sex.”

YES. This is how I picture every person’s face while reading:

Straight up.

In the late 80's there was a lady folk group in Seattle that had a song about SNAGs. I was a little too young to get the nuances of the song, but I clearly remember my mom’s friends cackling whenever it was played.

The Tenderman is also so many lesbians I’ve known.

You guys, Tenderman already has a name, and that name is SNAG. It stands for sensitive new age guy.

Right, but somehow when I have conversations at the tennis courts with 18-year-old boys about their underwear I’m in the wrong? SMH.

I tried to woo a girl with Silverchair patch on her bookbag by showing off my knowledge of  The Silver Chair, fourth book of the Chronicles of Narnia. I didn’t know Silverchair was a band.

Mitch McConnell furiously disagrees!

I suppose molidlocks would be out of order?

Here’s one more.

I visited a wildlife sanctuary in Tasssie last month and a worker brought out this baby she was fostering. Her mum has been hit by a car and she was being fostered until she was old enough to be released back into the wild. Her name: Mariah.