His face isn’t wrinkled on that side because it’s paralyzed...

I never saw Brown Bunny but I liked her in The Last Days of Disco and Big Love. I’m mostly indifferent to her. These, however, I love. Even more than toe-Ast.

Unpopular opinion: i think she is overrated

I for one, welcome our new feline overlords. Overkittehs. Whatever.

i’ve been pronouncing it “snac-time”

It’s like everyone on that Yelp page took a Trump pill. A “sensual, upscale experience,” a place where “the elite go to satiate their taste for all things decadent,” everything is “super classy,” the “girls” and “beauties in lingerie” are “dressed very classily” in the “finest attire,” membership is “pure exclusivity”…

Sanctum and sanctum and no, I don’t think so, it’s understandable.

sounds like a place overloaded with really rich towel-sharks creeping at the 1 or 2 women who show up

(i still like this show), she says, sotto voce while exiting the room.

Is your son actually a cat and you haven’t noticed?

C’mon GAP, get it together, it’s not rocket science!

aaaaaaand.... you’re wrong.

But that didn’t happen, did it? We’re talking about a Trump supporter denying a Bernie supporter help. Could the same happen if it was the reverse? Certainly. Would most Trump supporters do the same that this guy did? Likely not, because they’re probably not assholes. But trying to justify this because the possibility…

Lexi Belle as Gabriel?!?

How could you possibly know they are faux geeks? Is there some registration we have to go through for that? They both always seems knowledgeable and genuine on this shit. Plus, they make stuff more accessible which is always a plus.

I just Googled “Spock playing basoon” and sure enough...

National Domestic Violence Hotline 1 800 799 7233

In high school, I used to like to stop for a can of diet coke at a this little bakery just down the street. The Persian guy who owned and ran the place always insisted on giving me a couple of rose-flavored sugar cookies to go with it, even though a can of coke cost 75 cents.

Does Michael Alone serve Sad Meals?

Dear god, what do they use as their mascot - a depressed clown with stubble and a bottle of hooch?