I would teach how to do laundry because I consider it an artform. I get such a sense of weird pride when everything is smelling good, folded properly and put in it’s place. Ahhhhhhh.....

I support to the idea of “doing what you like to do” for health/fitness. It’s what keeps you motivated. If you like to do it, you want to do it.

Jeez, the Debbie Downer Brigade is out in force in these comments.

We went to PARIS (I’m Scottish so it wasn’t far away) and it was amazing. We went to Disneyland Paris as well and I cried mat the end of the day while my girl was trying to be as cool af. It was only for a few days so we squeezed loads in!

Dude. The kid was god damn 9 years old. Of course he is sort of materialistic - kids are like that. He probably did enjoy the people surrounding him.

Hell, I’m 33 years old, I prefer gifting a well thought gift for getting one myself, but if it was me and I had unboxed a wooden plank in a ps4 box I would have either…

I think I’m somewhere in between. So I guess no, I don’t think there is that one stark division. I think it’s a continuum.

I think it’s wrong to treat animals as property. They are living creatures that experience joy and fear, they aren’t a table. So I do think it’s wrong to act like you can do whatever the fuck you want with them because they’re “property”

I’ve always had dogs. Loved them and they were “part of the family”, but they were dogs. But two years ago we adopted a goldendoodle and she is the sweetest dog I've ever seen. She definitely climbed some ranks. Got her own stocking, a couple of fancy bones for Christmas and we pay for the expensiveass dog food. She…

How are you going to fit a whole clown up your ass?

I got all teary eyed and I haven't even had any eggnog yet.

Favorite part? The student going, “DAMN!” Because, I agree with her. Damn. That was terrific.

Sigh......articles like this, especially this time of year, bum me the fuck out. Living further away from my mom has given me the freedom to not be responsible for her inability to function as an adult. I won’t even pretend to act like I’m not insanely jealous of women who have good relationships with their moms.…

Hey, my mom is a jerkbag!

Chuck Jones had a cat that liked to swim in the ocean. It would swim up to unsuspecting strangers and cling to their shoulders. The same cat used to have an insane craving for grapefruit. Read Chuck Amok, it’s awesome.

I’m sorry. This is terrible advice from too much wine. I was in a FAIR is FAIR mode last night. Thinking TREAT YO SELF.

Oh damn!

2 things-one: That he told you is HUGE. He felt guilty and fessed up so while it’s devastating, you’ll never have to worry that he’s hiding things. And 2: I agree with another poster, you SHOULD get a freebie but not while you’re angry. It won’t be fun that way, I think you tell your husband you will have sex with…

I am just so glad that he told you and got screened. I’m serious. Sometimes it seems like most people in the world forget there are STDs or think some kind of fairy dust is bestowed on them at the marriage ceremony so their partner has no risk. I know so, so many people who cheat and don’t give a hoot about their…

You feel angry and weird because he cheated on and disrespected you and knows it and did it anyway.

Hey all, I’m feeling yucky right now and need some internet strangers to verbally smack some sense into me. I’m generally a very self-confident person who is body-positive and loving of my curvy, somewhat generous figure. Tonight, I just can’t. I’ve been steadily gaining sneak weight for years (a pound here, a pound…