Thank you! I confused “make the pie” with “bake the pie”! Jealous of the cherry trees, btw.

Wait, you line the pie pan with plastic wrap before you bake it? Doesn’t it melt?

I did a book version of this a couple of years ago through Facebook. It actually worked, I sent a favorite book to a stranger and got eight new books in the mail from strangers. It was full on awesome not only to see what people chose to send, but also because I read some really great stuff I wouldn’t have purchased. …

Honestly, what is up with my peeps? I mean, I know we are not a monolith, but we definitely seem to be over representing for the right. 

Allergies are killing my eyes this morning.

Modesto is the most horrifying part of this story.

Wow! Thank you, Miss. I look forward to reading these. And hugs to you, you’re awesome.

Yeah, I struggled with that one too, felt like posting “hey this is supposed to be fun scary” but then worried about victim shaming.

It sounds like two Wanda Sykes impersonators.  Also, “Paid for by Black Republicans”? I am going to need to see those receipts.

Candy corn and Pinot Grigio are delicious together too.

100%. He seems to attract the worst of everyone. I’m East Indian and have been compiling a list of my people who are complete garbage/working in his administration or very good friends of his: Dinesh D’souza, Raj Sha, Ajit Pai, Nikki Haley.

I wish I could give you extra stars for really good use of Schroedinger...

I’m 50, I watch it with my 17 year old. Our average balances out. Also, fuck people telling you how to be.

We could live in a condo.

Thanks, I just nearly suffocated from laughing while stuffing a cookie into my face.

Yes, it’s not noblesse oblige at all. It’s white privilege at it’s whitest and most privileged. Other current example is Brett “Cry Baby” Kavanaugh, starring in “ I DESERVE TO BE A SUPREME!!”

Seriously, the bangs are the most offensive thing about these pictures.

Came here for this.  Thank you.

I used to love them, the cashmere was so good.  Now if you wear something three times it pills right up.  It seems like right after their IPO the quality went right out the window and the size index got completely weird.

Me too, and what slang he had confused with “throw on the ground”.