Exactly. Plus, FiveThirtyEight is dead to me after their bullshit election analytics. Eff those guys for that and eff them for being fun killers.

That’s so nice! I have a little side yard that we gated for our two rescues. They can’t be in there unsupervised because one of them is a ginormous grey cat who can mantle his way over. But they spend hours outside with us (it’s my excuse for never getting anything done on weekends). In fact, I left work early…

Exactly. Like “future plans”.

The taste of stevia is proof that Satan’s minions walk the earth. Sweet for a second and then that fetid buttstank aftertaste.

Good theory. That would certainly explain Mitch McConnell.

That happened to me once, the gate agent scanned my ticket and I heard the weird alarm beep and saw a red flash meaning it didn’t read correctly. She waived me through. 20 minutes later a woman approaches my seat, glares at me and gets a flight attendant. I am on a last minute conference call, flight attendant…

He doesn’t have the attention span to listen to what he’s saying to him.

Me too, I just got super sassy with people on FB in a post about National Donut Day. The people suggesting I go to Starbucks for a donut got an earful... eyeful?

Kathy Griffin, so thirsty. When Squatty Potty pulls your endorsement deal it’s time to rethink your choices. I am no Trump fan, but this is an embarrassment. 

Wow. Look out for her champagne hot dog recipe this July Fourth.

But is the recipe any good?

I’m hoping Bobby Moynihan does Sarah Sanders.

Midlife crisis = living to 106, he’s just a navel-gazing douche baby.

You deserve way more stars.

YES, I love tubing mascara! Waterproof is too harsh and feels like it tugs on my lashes, and I get panda eyes from the washable. This one is my favorite, 10 bucks!

OMG — your handle. So good.

Mesfin also fully credited the photographer for the source of her work:

I agree, his reaction was definitely all about him and not helpful. I also love “sit down, Tony” as a new meme. But I wonder how much of his reaction was driven by watching what happened to Dr. Dao on United. Meaning, a lot of us read about (and felt) outrage over the passivity of the other passengers and probably…

Me too. At first I thought it was a new way to describe “very,” like “hella” or “nuclear level”.

Stassa, I stayed ‘til the end because I was really hoping for a freeze frame jump in the air. So disappointed.