neighborofthebeast
NeighborOfTheBeast
neighborofthebeast

Meanwhile, the only cd left in the player of my 8 year old Smart Car is a Best of Queen cd. The theory checks out.

Exactly. Plus, FiveThirtyEight is dead to me after their bullshit election analytics. Eff those guys for that and eff them for being fun killers.

Exactly. I walked around mumbling that during the whole Hobbit escapade, could never ever make it through the first one without passing out in self defense. Such an obvious money grab, and unfortunate because the Hobbit was the most accessible book in the series.

That’s so nice! I have a little side yard that we gated for our two rescues. They can’t be in there unsupervised because one of them is a ginormous grey cat who can mantle his way over. But they spend hours outside with us (it’s my excuse for never getting anything done on weekends). In fact, I left work early

Exactly. Like “future plans”.

The taste of stevia is proof that Satan’s minions walk the earth. Sweet for a second and then that fetid buttstank aftertaste.

Good theory. That would certainly explain Mitch McConnell.

Yes. THIS. I heard a person on NPR talking about skiing and the need to use sunblock because you are closer to the sun at higher altitude. IT. MAKES. ME. NUTS. Saying a mountaintop is closer to the sun is like moving two feet east and saying you’re closer to China. Technically, I suppose, but insignificantly

That happened to me once, the gate agent scanned my ticket and I heard the weird alarm beep and saw a red flash meaning it didn’t read correctly. She waived me through. 20 minutes later a woman approaches my seat, glares at me and gets a flight attendant. I am on a last minute conference call, flight attendant

Snort. Actually did snort laugh. Nice.

He doesn’t have the attention span to listen to what he’s saying to him.

Me too, I just got super sassy with people on FB in a post about National Donut Day. The people suggesting I go to Starbucks for a donut got an earful... eyeful?

Kathy Griffin, so thirsty. When Squatty Potty pulls your endorsement deal it’s time to rethink your choices. I am no Trump fan, but this is an embarrassment. 

Wow. Look out for her champagne hot dog recipe this July Fourth.

But is the recipe any good?

Wow, he looks like a tiny action figure of himself.

For me it’s the wedge heel. Just why!? Why does a superhero have to wear heels?

I’m hoping Bobby Moynihan does Sarah Sanders.

Ice Crown by Andre Norton, aka Alice Mary Norton, aka the Grande Dame of Science Fiction, one of the first female SF writers and very influential on the genre in general. I read Ice Crown like 5,000 times in sixth grade, huge impact on me as a young woman.

Midlife crisis = living to 106, he’s just a navel-gazing douche baby.