Well, she did bring her phone into the sauna, where she apparently sitting fully clothed. Kinda backs up your theory.

It needs cheddar powder. https://www.americanspice.com/cheddar-cheese…

Sure! I bought these guys: http://www.amazon.com/Rubbermaid-Ref…

I make a lemon, mint, pear, honeydew, kale shake with aloe/coconut water as a base. In the blender it’s 16 ounces of the coconut water, half a whole pear, half of a whole lemon (peel and all), half of the melon (no rind), handful of mint, giant handful of kale. Makes two 16 ounce smoothies. I make them in bulk and…

I know! It’s 8:45am and I’m done for the day. Wait.

This remains my favorite least effective weight loss plan. “When you’re out of cards, you’re done for the day!”

Thank you for doing that. Agree with you, interesting premise, terrible cop-out ending. Stupid waste. It would have been so much more interesting if they had owned there being an apocalypse. Or anything really. Wow, I am so annoyed. :/

Slow clap. Amazing.

Great story, awesome roommate!

My husband just got home from a 5 day trip to Hong Kong where he informed me he got hammered and got a blow job from a stripper. He was hanging out with a bunch of hard partying-businessmen, etc. All that one thing lead to another nonsense. I knew something was up because I didn’t hear from him until the next morning…