Yup. Because lordt knows a leading lady can’t be darker than her leading man...🤨

Oh, don’t worry - ScarJo can still play John Henry’s wife:

On the plus side, John Henry is not being portrayed by Scarlett Johansson!

I don’t know if he ever actually played the role before, but in my mind’s eye, John Henry always looked like Michael Clarke Duncan.

She’s one of the most unfairly criticized, and mistreated athletes in her profession. What you call “worship” others call balancing the scale to the poor treatment she often receives

Worth remembering this:

I hope someone puts together a highlight reel of all the coaching this guy’s ignored and all the obscenities he’s ignored from male players. The violation for coaching was chickenshit at best, and that game penalty was fucking absurd.

Another fundamentally broken aspect of the owner-player relationship is that there is a draft AND a salary cap in the NFL. With the salary cap, and the owners having, in Gary Bettman-speak, “cost-certainty”, there should be no draft for players entering the league, and no rookie contracts. This way, a Connor McDavid…

I love fun baseball. If any other pitcher in the league ushered a hitter back to the dugout after a strikeout, ESPN would have to start another network for pea-brain talk radio rejects to inventory the sins.

This is good baseball.

If you want to anger Mike Pence, form a union.

What casual gymnastic fans also need to realize is that the field has rarely been loaded this deep (this early in the quad) in U.S. gym history and Simone still dominated. We’re not talking about 3, 4 or 5 girls who could all easily get the gold medal in an international all-around competition. By the time we get to…

You know what. I have never liked Rossane in any incarnation. Did not watch this show - but tried to maintain my respect for Goodman, Metcalf ect...jobs a job right?

“And not even the fun gremlins either. It was those crappy gremlins from Ghost!”

Roseanne herself will be written out of the show by “a sudden turn of events,”

“So, what happened, Doc?”

Becky: Things have been kind of rough since Mom crashed her car into that truck carrying radioactive waste.

Darlene: Yeah, and it’s even worse that the driver was pigeon...

Fade in:
The Connor family sits around the table.
“Boy, who knew Mom was so into auto-erotic asphyxiation?”

While a somewhat tasteless comment, I can see two interpretations:

From my experience with Lexus, this is par for the course. I’ve had my IS250 for almost 10 years now and they have ALWAYS treated me with the respect and courtesy I assumed was only reserved for big spenders.
One time I brought the car in for scheduled maintenance (out of warranty) and told them that I noticed this…