I don’t know but she’s lousy with virginity. Won’t go to bed till she’s legally wed...she can’t shes Sandra Lee.

I would like to talk about the trunks. Look at these damn trunks. They could have smuggled in dozens of better jokes inside these trunks.

What kind of feces? Human? Or from the possible pet monkey? Or a dog? Or cat?

Notable predictions from Stephen A. Smith’s ancestors:

He is, however, 6-for-6 when it comes to screaming his predictions in a condescending tone.

To be fair, when Curry is hot I lose my shit as well.

Kicking in bathroom doors. It says it right up there.

The fuck would I be doing in New Jersey?

+1 Gretzky head bleeding

“Is he clean? Is he brown?”

LeBron James wears 23

Why does it matter who (if anyone!) is pouring millions of dollars into what will likely end up being the largest digital media launch of the year, into what (if Bill Simmons is successful and has his way) could down the line become a sports and entertainment media behemoth?

Off camera, James Harden’s baby fell down and kept screaming for two.

Hi!

An app that lets me smell what he is cooking or GTFO.

Why is he still in Ohio?

Buzz City is what I call the sounds under my wife’s sheets.

the announcer seriously said “Amazing moment in sports”?!?!?!