A year or two ago I would have said such a plan would never work and that that is a goal and not a plan. I was such a naive space-dwelling pup back then.

If this will bring about the rise of the AntiChrist I am all for it. An evil leader with a plan would be an improvement.

I joined the series late and read the first four books. I have now lost interest and follow news about the books primarily for the fat jokes.

A boy can also get shoved out a window by twins caught in the act of incest. I know which scenario I think is more likely.

Jordan was just clueless about how many books it would take to finish his series. Originally it was a six book series. Unlike Martin though Jordan at least kept writing and releasing books. One or two years between books with only one three year gap and one four year gap. The latter can probably be excused because he…

If you tell me that Trump was in this series and retroactively ruin it for me I will cry for a week.

Ghosts'n'Goblins was the first NES game I played. My uncle bought us the early NES with Rob the Robot that came with only Gyromite and Duck Hunt (we did not get Super Mario Bros for several months). I was 6 and my little brother was 5. We were terrible at it but played it for years and getting to Satan on a run was…