This is it in its original state. The porch roof is missing, but I have a replacement part arriving any day. I’m painting the house a dark gray blue, and the trim is white. The door is going to be bright yellow. The trim is taking about 4 coats, and I’m painting with a brush the size of s mouse’s dick, so it’s taking…

run the fuck away

I remember his character being one of the funniest on Arrested Development, so I’ve had a positive association for like 15 years or however long it’s been, purely from that.

I’m a dollhouse junkie, and I have mad love for Goodwill/Re-store junking. This week, I happened across the find of a lifetime. A gigantic Tudor dollhouse at Goodwill for $20!!! It’s in pretty good shape, but needs some updating, so now I have an awesome teeny-tiny house renovation project!!! I started on exterior…

I would cancel it. Abortion rights are a fundamental, we can’t disagree on this, no way no how issue for me. To me it speaks to a fundamental misogyny and entitlement to women’s bodies that I can’t abide.

Men who are pro-life see women as subhuman, so, this is a big NOPE from me. I’m so over giving people the benefit of the doubt.

Nope? Deal breaker. No question. You know what you don’t need if you are trying to determine if you want an abortion? Someone guilting you.

And why should she? Let her proceed in the way she thinks best. I know MLB is marginally better than the NFL, but fuck both of them. I doubt MLB has her best interests at heart.

Suspected spousal abuse is always funny. Gonna hit some rape jokes next?

HAHA yes, the sixtieth time I’ve heard the same joke is the best. What do you ask Melissa Russell when she’s got two black eyes? Easy, “how’d you get those black eyes Melissa,” because it would’ve taken your spouse at least 10 swings to make that happen!! ZING!

Well, there was that whole anti-choice commercial where his mother straight up lied about her interaction with a doctor. That might have something to do with it. Then there is the fact that he is taking a job away from someone who deserves it so the Mets affiliate can sell some tickets. That’s bound to rub some people…

Yeah, we all need to lighten up on the politics stuff. Politics, as everyone knows, is just an abstract thing completely divorced from real life. It affects nobody! It’s basically a game. Why get all worked up about it? Sure, if the issue of abortion was in some way connected to taking away half of the population’s…

Me: “that the NFL marketed to us in some misguided anti-choice bullshit”

Keeping it to themselves means keep that shit out of my government. If you want to cosplay as jesus, nail yourself to a cross, cover yourself head to toe in veils and terry cloth, I could give a shit. Get involved with your bible-thumpery in the political process? Fuck right off.

You know that Tebow is politically active and has been vocal (and made fucking TV ads) about the evils of abortion, right? You’d feel this same hesitancy about mocking someone of “faith” (Jesus, what a stupid phrase) if someone said “the Easter Bunny hates abortion and therefore it should be unavailable for my fellow…

Go check his bullshit, anti-choice commercial. Fuck that dude. Stealth “christianity” by playing nice is just as toxic as the kind Pence throws out there.

People shit on Tebow cause he’s a sanctimonious asshole, not because of his lack of baseball skills. That’s just a fun bonus.

You know he played college football and then QBd for the Broncos, right? Between that and the dumb abortion ad, If you think about it, that’s the only reason we know he exists.

People shit on Tebow because he’s a low-skill sanctimonious dick with shit for brains that the NFL marketed to us in some misguided anti-choice bullshit. There, now you know.

Your friend is sad and pathetic and needs to denigrate an all time great catcher to feel better about his sad adult league playing self. Fuck him.