That’s a bunch of bullshit from Susan Darrington who, being a woman, has absolutely had to stand in line for a women’s restroom before and watch, frustrated, as the men’s line continued to fly by while she slowly crept forward, inch by torturous inch, because what in the actual fuck takes women so long to pee? I feel…

You read my fucking mind. The Orioles didn’t start this shit, didn’t continue this shit, but they may have to be the ones who end it.

My son loves this show, and I really like that there are all of these tough women competing. So many that it’s just normal. People talk about how important it is for girls to have these role models, but it’s just as important for boys to grow up watching women kick ass.

“She believes that if boys don’t meet high physical expectations they’re accused of weakness, while a girl who can’t climb the rope in gym class isn’t pushed to do more, unless she finds a sport to focus on.” 

Are we singing the little known verse about slaves as well?

Loved love loved A Gentleman in Moscow. The writing was so effortlessly beautiful.

“One of the Ohio family members, Daniel Moore, told the Vindicator that Zuckerberg acted like, ‘a very cool guy,’ who is, “taking steps to do a lot of very positive things with his money.’”

As an Ohioan, I’m weirded out by this. You sat down for dinner with one family (who exhibit questionable taste in tablecloths). You’re the creator of Facebook. You have to know how ridiculously performative this looks. If you’re seriously interested in understanding why Ohio dems voted for Trump, you have other, less…

I love how even Mark Zuckerberg was not important enough for them to open the China cabinet and use the good setting. Plastic plates, cups and cutlery for guests... why am I not surprised these folks voted for Trump?

So, he picked the sexist families that voted for 45 instead of Hillary, when they had voted Democratic before? Interesting.

Oh, and those jobs where the people do the same thing over and over and over again? They are likely to be gone soon, because it’s better for robots to do them. The people need to do something…

My oldest will be 3 in 2 days and I’ll be 39 in 2 weeks. I am so very thankful for 36 years of sleep and “me” time. No regrets.

If it makes you feel better, I got married when I was 29 and had my first kid when I was 34, and I have absolutely no regrets about waiting that long. Provided you’ve got no reasons to worry about fertility issues, there’s nothing wrong with waiting a bit to have kids.

True fact: I would endure a golf-date if I got to meet President Obama.

“...I’m older (26) and alone”

Trick question, since a golf date sounds awful for any amount of time.

I can’t believe people give a shit what Fabio has to say.

Nobody deserves a fastball to the head, it’s a fucking game. Take a pill. Take the whole bottle.

Counterpoint: eat shit, garbage person.

You are a disgrace not just to Red Sox fans, not just to baseball fans, but to the human race.

You don’t play sports much, do you? Machado looked legitimately concerned when he caught Pedroia. That isn’t the reaction of someone trying to spike someone. But sure let’s throw something that could end his career. You, sir (I use that term lightly), are a cunt.