One of the first articles on this truck was posted here a little over a year ago.

Most of the comments were:

the design is boxy and I NEED IT

First Gear:

It could be worse, uh huh.

Can we address the bigger issue here? Can we stop with the recommended/recent videos auto playing on every single page?

noooooooooo

i like them!!!

Dad?

The man is a fucking idiot. We’ve known that for years. Thus no need to be in a quandary. Hopefully more Americans have realized this and we’ll only have to endure embarrassing headlines for one more year.

Wife: They’re having a 2-for-1 happy hour special at... 

lol ... I’m going to try to lead off future comments sections by preemptively complaining about the people who complain about Tesla fans. e.g...

You should get greyed for trying to make “Musk-holes” happen. 

I know it’s really easy to be snarky and leaf a witty response about how this probably wont work, and how Tesla is notorious for making over complicated things that break. Yeah yeah yeah, you’re not wrong.

I thought we were car people.. Don’t we like weird cars, even if they’re flawed? No, we like weird cars because th…

Well I’ll be damned. They have an Applebee’s on the moon. Wonder if I’ll bump into Mike Harmon there. Now that I mention it, that rover driving looked vaguely familiar.

That looks fun as hell. Sheer lunarcy. But Brad Pitt can’t be like Mad Max. It’ll have to be Smirking Max or Smoldering Max.

Low grade beef all around. 

I don't know if it is "cutting corners" to not design a car to do a bunch of dumb shit nobody ever actually does.

Tesla has most of what’s been outlined here. Their battery packs monitor/cool/heat on per cell level. You can’t replace specific modules as easily, but who has needed to? (Tesla degradation is <1% per year and the packs built in the last few years have been /very/ solid) Teslas also have heat pumps on the motors as,…

Hey bum Torchinsky, the hurricane isn’t hitting the Carolinas, it’s hitting Alabama! Failing Jalopnik probably staged the Jeep in the ocean too! ANOTHER Chinese car that can’t surf. SAD!

I mean, couldn’t *one* of you have given him a reasonable answer?  The only non-troll answer is the Acadia, and he literally said he had no use for an SUV.  I get that there’s a comedy element, but I thought there were supposed to be a few helpful suggestions?