Driven in the left lane on 95 at 50MPH by a five-two 110 pound Mom hauling her 3 year old to a play date while checking her texts....you left that part out!

No, you’re feeling the right emotion. Anger is okay. Rage against the dying of the light. 

I might be in the minority here, but seeing a story like this triggers the wrong emotion in my brain. Normally you’re supposed to feel sad when seeing a story like this, but it makes me angry.

I remember seeing a blue with white stripes Viper GTS on a commercial before a movie when I was a kid and that probably changed me to a Jalop at that moment. I can’t find the actual commercial, but it has had me lusting over it for the last 20 ish years.

Jezebel is leaking again. I don’t know who this Banks girl is, but it’s obvious she’s grasping at relevancy.

You know what’s ugly? A dead driver when the windshield collapses.

Yet another “why is this even an article on Kotaku?” moment.

I don’t post notes like this in Soulsborne games, nor do I find them funny... however, getting tilted enough to make a 2 page dissertation on the matter is fucking ludicrous. Go outside. Lighten up. Do literally anything else with your life.

I disagree. The best cars to drive around Horizon are cars that have been turned into offroad beasts such as the Nissan 350 Z, the Ford Crown Victoria, and my favorite so far, the Jaguar XK

the main question is what you prefer doing.

I prefer a Dodge Dart with off road suspension and 1100 hp. 

looks more like a puma to me

Textbook example on how to properly corral a Mustang from steering into a crowd without it resorting to death of the horse. Other law enforcement officers could learn a thing or two here.

Man, I wish the douche-canoes would pick a different car to commit their idiocy in. Can’t they go back to driving bondo’d second and third-gen F-bodies?

Meanwhile a plane carrying Pre Malone landed earlier without incident. A federal manhunt has begun for Actual Malone, who has vanished without trace.

Regardless of your feelings of a particular musician, they do not deserve to die young for persuing their passion and becoming more successful than you.

Hot take:

I see a recurring theme in the comments: sure it’s nice, but you’ll want more truck from your truck at some point.

Normal owner will care about built quality, reliability, price etc. I doubt they are going to base their buying decisions on what the CEO is writing on tweeter.

I’m looking forward to the futuristic reinterpretation of the “haynes manual for military things you can’t buy” genre: