lol, ok!

The Dems don't need a candidate who can control the news cycle like it's an episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. They have, you know, like actual politicians in the running.

u welcom

Goddamn psych majors.

No but I’d love some dip.

can’t wait until someone tells her that she, too, will die like everyone else

Kara, your commitment to journalism as evidenced by the sheer amount of time you had to spend looking at Ted Cruz is fucking Pulitzer worthy.

How horribly rude of me, thinking that I had a fucking right to engage in the political processes of this country. Must have missed that day of civics where they went over how we're obligated to go with the safest choice, lest we be kicked out.

Can we knock it the fuck off with the ‘Sander’s supporters are naïve and think he’s magic socialist Santa Claus who will enact his entire platform with a wave of his magic wand’ narrative? Seriously. Like, we fucking understand political reality. We know that a good portion of Sander’s platform is going to be…

This is why Philadelphia never should’ve let the Barnes move downtown.

Great upset by the Sixers

Your impression of an idiot is truly inspired. Well done. #makesportsjournalismgreatagain

This is good kinja.

Rubio demonstrating alternatives to intercourse in an abstinence-only sex ed class?

easier said and all that...

The idea of Bernie Sanders saying, “And if we’re keeping up with the Kardashians, I think we’re doing pretty good” is filling my heart with joy.

"Can you dress me in a sack that you have somehow discovered a way to crease?"

"One oval-shaped suit, please."