The internet would be an extremely boring place if only necessary things were allowed on it.

I'm thinking hollandaise is the right move here.

I’m more offended by the cheesesteak graphic in the header than the one on the hat. Though the hat is bad!

I love Baltimore so much. Philly will always be #1 in my heart, but Baltimore has a very similar weird-fun vibe that the other Mid-Atlantic cities take themselves too seriously to have.

But raising wages is, uh, socialist or whatever. True freedom is not paying a cent more than the government requires you to.

There are a small number of fatal deer attacks in America every year. Usually somebody getting mauled by a riled up buck. I think the number is 130 or lower, so it’s not particularly significant, but deer do attack.

Won’t somebody please think of the property!

Yeah, they’re the full sized bags. And the whole box is around $10, so it’s a really good deal.

My go-to lately has been Kirkland Signature. It’s good and it also comes in a box of like 44 bags, which usually lasts a few months.

I also didn’t have any enemy spawn issues on Xbox One S. I got stuck on terrain in a few places, but I think that has a bit more to do with just coming off a Switch Pro controller and accidentally hitting the jump button in places I probably shouldn’t have.

I tried Smashburger once. It was fine, but my girlfriend and I both walked away thinking our money would’ve been better spent at Five Guys.

There’s something strange in the water in Pittsburgh. I think it’s from all those rivers.

It’s not really Gamefreak’s fault that you paid under half of MSRP for a game that came out two months ago.

The old Pokemon are being added in a free update and can be brought in via HOME or trading. What you pay for is the new areas, where those Pokemon will be catchable.

The old species are being added in a free update. You’ll be able to transfer them from old games or receive them in trades. The only thing you have to pay for is the areas where you can catch them.

It never occurred to me that Skillet doesn’t have a separate tagging system from Lifehacker until I decided to see if there were any other SPAM recipes posted.

It’s a skirt that barely makes it halfway to her knees. I don’t think sweatpants would have the same impact regardless.

The Philly metro area is the southeastiest part of PA, so I figured it was worth making the distinction.

That version of pot pie is specific to the PA Dutch areas of southeastern PA. You won’t find it in Philly unless you’re really looking for it.

Please describe what you think the word “systematic” means