Having sat in a few of these post-game pressers, and watched a ton more, NOTHING is more insulting to the profession than the beat reporter who clearly already has decided exactly what their story is about and asks for a quote to fill the space they’ve allotted for one.

That does taint the goal somewhat.

Ted Cruz is Vogon poetry personified.

The fuck-up on this one is that green is now green apple.

That looks like Hypno Toad.

ALL HAIL HYPNO TOAD.

Please do NOT give us Young Morpheus

a lot to chew on here.

“But it’s a *dry* indifference”

I know you were joking about reaching out to Trump voters, but I for real can’t modulate my tone with them as hard as I try. This past Sunday two members of my family were discussing how much smarter Trump is than everyone and how Liberals are dumb for thinking that Trump was talking about Mexico paying for the wall…

blinkered self-interest, alloyed with ethnic exceptionalism

That teacher really grinds my gears. Telling only the black student to get to the office, because the white kid only “used words.” Then telling the black student “don’t touch me” while simultaneously getting in his face and blocking his path.

Can my dog eat that?

Soon to appear in memes calling LeBron soft for sitting out regular season games

I really wish that he and Price crossed the ice to do their low-five thing.

Poultry in motion.

It seems to me that it would be in the NHL’s interest to grow the women’s game. I know there are core, hard-core women hockey fans, but just think of how many more women could/would become fans of the game if a more visible NWHL started to trickle down to more leagues for peewee and up girls leagues to be exposed to…

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Imagine if this was reversed.

“I would never ...” = “I didn’t realize there would be consequences for my actions.” Which is why we are seeing an uptick in racist and anti-Semitic acts; people are getting the message that they can get away with it.