Can my dog eat that?

Soon to appear in memes calling LeBron soft for sitting out regular season games

I really wish that he and Price crossed the ice to do their low-five thing.

It seems to me that it would be in the NHL’s interest to grow the women’s game. I know there are core, hard-core women hockey fans, but just think of how many more women could/would become fans of the game if a more visible NWHL started to trickle down to more leagues for peewee and up girls leagues to be exposed to…

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Imagine if this was reversed.

“I would never ...” = “I didn’t realize there would be consequences for my actions.” Which is why we are seeing an uptick in racist and anti-Semitic acts; people are getting the message that they can get away with it.

Please feel free to use it when the Wings play any of the Pennsylvania teams.

That’s a Mogwai.

[polite applause]

When driving home after work, I generally sit in the right hand lane near the speed limit (70mph on I75 north of Detroit) as I’m not in any real hurry and traffic is light.

A few years ago a group of us went to Montreal for the Grand Prix. We got up around Thursday, began serious drinking as soon as we hit the hotel and by Saturday afternoon we decided to nurse our hangover with a trip to an indoor karting track. We were rather disheveled looking and once at the track the thoughts of the…

This story kinda makes me seem like a dick, and I was a dick. However, the satisfaction endorphin dump was FANTASTIC.

Less than nine bullet points. He just might read that (especially since it is about him.)

BLM has been temporarily subsumed by the bigger protests and activism against the wave of hatred and proto-fascism seeking to take over the country and ruin everyone’s lives.

So witches float and wizards sink?

Yes, but they were in AMERICA. In America, we clamp down on your hand like a vice, stare directly into your eyes as a display of dominance and shake until a little bit of poop falls out.

In some ways, it still amazes me that 60 million+ people thought he was qualified for this position. Then, I turn on the TV in the morning and hear Stephen A. Smith yelling, and drive to work behind some guy going 55 in the left lane on the highway while listening to some guy on sports talk radio talk about what he…

Always remember: Bad schools make future Republicans! If don’t bother to teach kids how to think, they won’t bother to learn. This locks in your base for the next generation.