Actually this one is easy because Kenya’s not in the bible, therefore it does not exist.

We’re gonna send that nuke to Taaaaaajiiikastaaaaaaaaaan!!!

You expect someone to read all this...? Too many words! Get your message across in 140 characters or less people. Like: DOL nominee fascist, overlord, Doesn’t pay wages! Sad!

Doubtful. We’ll see voting numbers go up for a bit then back down when people get bored of trying. We ARE Americans after all - not too much effort, OK?

$$$$$$$

Dog took a puck in the ribs getting down to block a shot.

I ref squirt and peewee leagues. ($36 per game). Even 10-year-old defensemen get salty. I gave a misconduct to a kid for calling me a “fucking asshole” when I caught him buttending an opponent on a faceoff. Since these kids can’t and shouldn’t drop the gloves, you have to drop the hammer. I gave him a major penalty…

That is one finely groomed neanderthal.

I literally watched this happen live (yes, I’m serious), and I still don’t believe it.

I hope the reception involves them opening one gift, followed by the opening of a vastly better version of the same gift immediately afterwards.

“Aren’t all dicks just a real disturbing gray? You know, like a corpse? Perfectly normal to have a gray, corpsey dick. Yup. Just like all the other guys.”

.... haven’t pulled this one out in a while, but; Dear Mr. Lasner and Dear Husband of Mr. Lasner,

*sigh* This. Don’t give me a reason to feel compassion for a Trump!

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

She looks like an anthropomorphized bird

I haven’t seen an NHL player’s parents this excited about him making it big since Jack Johnson made his debut.