I had to read that one again to make sure I wasn't seeing things

Pinkham, I am not going to lie, yours was a blog I had looked forward to commenting on each week, and during the typical Monday struggles of a mundane office job your posts brightened my mornings. It was your blog where a comment of mine reached over 200 stars for the first time, and I had looked forward to the day I…

“Twisting” by They Might Be Giants.

Every time I see someone with their feet/legs out the window, I think of this:

For what it is worth, this guy is a lawyer.

For miffed Red Wings fans, I’ll acknowledge Dylan Larkin’s nice wraparound from last week.

Really. Like, not trying to humblebrag or anything but eating pussy is so fun in and of itself. I don’t understand guys like William.

But seriously, i love it. Like i think i enjoy giving it more than I enjoy getting head, at least sometimes

But will they put a Mr. Fusion on your Ford Fusion ?

I have to say, BCO has spurred two important changes in the way I act in restaurants.

Or alternately “Thermaltake’s How to Train Your Virgin”

Hockey gear is like jeans. You don’t need to wash them.

I kept looking for the rodeo clown to distract the bike so the rider could scale the fence to safety.

1. Push big pieces about with cardboard.
2. Scoop up with paper bag and cardboard.
3. Vacuum
4. Pick up remaining shards with feet over the next few weeks...

Story of my life ;)

“No, STOP!”

For a long time I had envied my friends for their possession of their 3DS XLs. I reasoned that I had a perfectly servicable if not worn looking 3DS of the plain style they had when they first came out. I didn’t really have much disposable income so it didn’t really make much sense to go out and get a 3DS that really…

How did the “World’s Gayest Baby” Trophy guy not make this list?

When I was a kid I used to buy all my games from a local Toys R Us. My how the times have changed. There was an employee there whose name I can’t remember but in my head Phil sounds right so that’s what I’ll call him. Phil was a true gamer. He appreciated games and gaming as a way of life and that’s why he worked in…

“This music sucks why didn’t Harmonix look at my iTunes library before selecting the songs I have better taste in music than everyone HURR DURRRRRRRR”