He owes a bit of his comeback to Archer.

he takes crazy roles, he does comedy, action, horror and sci-fi with grace. he’s handsome as f*** and he’s got the best hair in hollywood. Kurt, we need the old magic again. And bring some script not based on existing IPs while you’re at it.

I’m re-playing this now. If it is a play, that part in world 8 with Mario getting killed over and over by cannonballs really tends to drag on.

This is Major Tom to ground control

I’ve decided to create a fictional automotive shopper named Roger...

employees are sharing photos of all the updated signs on their Google+ accounts.

I’ve actually had a DM who has done this to me..Me and Crunch we so happy..

I had an excellent Philosophy professor who was unfortunately denied the rest of his life due to a horrible accident, but his classes will stick with me for all time.

Man, this is so much cooler than when Jack Johnson’s parents stole my kid’s piggy bank.

COME AT ME WITH THE WEED WHACKER, BRO!

“He is trained to run right at you”

I’m more concerned about whether or not he’s trained to stop before he reaches me...

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

The last time I saw that many personlized handshakes Michael J. Fox was sending out Christmas cards.

I love this. Just...All of it. I had a genuinely good time reading the angst and rage and over use of punctuation. This picture came across my FB feed today and that was when I first heard about the Target thing at all:

Oh my God it looks like the bastard daughter of Mad Max, Archer and the Dukes of Hazzard.

Many people hire attorneys for tickets because good attorneys know the courts, the prosecutors and the judges and know what kinds of outcomes you can expect from each. On your own, you take your chances and see what happens.

now listen you idiot, keep reading to those little kids and let the grown ups handle this and take that stupid look off your face

THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE

I’ve been fascinated by astronomy since childhood, and I’m thankful that, at age 65, I have lived long enough to learn this.