Dave said to me, “I’m a lot more popular then you [NOTE: true], and I have a lot more friends than you [also true], and I’ll kick your fucking ass [NOTE: result conspicuously absent].”

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I’m with the council on this, sorry. You install an arcade, next thing you know guys with giant boomboxes, spiked bracelets and mohawks show up in Trans Ams. Before you know it, BAM - break dancing war.

He fought nail for that award.

I bought my 10 year old Counterstrike a few months ago on a Steam sale, not because he wanted to play it, but because he wanted the resources for his Gary’s Mod modding.

Just last night I heard familiar sounds from his room and went in there to see him playing Dust2, and he tells me it’s the funnest game ever. I was…

Southfield Freeway (near Detroit for others) Speed limit is 55 but if you’re not doing at least 70 in the left you’ll see road rage real quick. Runs from 9 Mile to I-94. 3 lanes of traffic and only a 55 mph speed limit is ridiculous

Southfield “freeway” in Detroit, a 4-lane divided highway with on/off ramps and a speed limit of 55mph.

“You know, the Confederate flag is just a symbol of States’ Rights.

Agreed. When Timonen tries to pass it on to someone else, Toews sees this, comes back around and yells at Timonen to “Go for a skate!” Awesome moment, basically saying, be selfish homie, this is the best moment of your career, enjoy it a little bit.

I was assaulted by a movie goer who felt she shouldn’t have to wait in line behind the 300 people who arrived before her, so she trampled me to get into a theater that wasn’t prepped yet. Thankfully, she also obstinately plopped her ass into the seat of her choice and refused to move. That made it easy for us to get…

In my mid 20’s I was hooking up with a petite single mother in her early 30’s (MILF). One time we had sex in my Honda Accord. She was sitting spread at an angle on the center arm rest/storage and I was kneeling on the driver’s seat. Those who have an Accord know the arm rest on the center console slides forward and…

This means that I leave you in the insanely capable hands of Patrick George...

That one woman CLEARLY did not need that scooter. She hopped right out of the thing to throw down.

FTFY

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That was pretty damn cool of him. Way to let the other teams fans feel good in your park. Well done all around.

Bartolo Colon Hits Triple, Stays At Second Anyway.

Face off! Aah! Aah! Flip the pass! Aah!