I attest that, if FFX-2 was a standalone game, in its own universe, with brand new characters, it would have been an irrefutable classic...

It could have been worse.

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he basically is a force of nature

Where the hell is Magary? Between Tom Brady’s limp balls and Bill Simmons I kinda figured he’d be leaving hot takes all over the goddamn place.

I honestly think Toews, when not playing hockey, just sits in his house and stares at the wall.

“As a Blackhawks fan I will have to strongly disagree. The Red Wings are very good no doubt, but that doesn’t prevent me from hating them and their legions of obnoxious bandwagon fans. I absolutely loathe Tomas Holmstrom’s face, Vladimir Konstantinov’s style of play and Yzerman’s self-serious schtick.” - Me, circa…

As a Red Wings fan I will have to strongly disagree. The Blackhawks are very good no doubt, but that doesn’t prevent me from hating them and their legions of obnoxious bandwagon fans. I absolutely loathe Andrew Shaw’s face, Brian Bickell’s style of play and Toews’ self-serious schtick.

Cannot agree enough. And the 2 kids are brilliant. “I’ll come after you like a spider monkey.”

And Blades of Glory is just as good at skewering ice skating, but it’s ice skating, so meh. Still fun to watch.

I strongly recommend Stranger Than Fiction. My sister-in-law, who loathes Ferrell as being a buffoon, loved it. Mostly because she didn’t realize he was in it until we’d sat down to watch it.

Facial Hair Opacity

Headlines lost to history: “Russian, Japanese Forces Decimate Poles”

I’m angrier with the NHL’s lack of consistency and no real precedent than I am with the suspension. So many things have been ignored or let go this postseason (Subban slash, Byfuglien sucker punch, Garrison headshot, Palat headshot), and they suspend Kronwall for a Game 7? Really? Unreal.

My kids (5 and 7) piss and moan when I turn their shitty Netflix Kids shows off to watch hockey (IT’S THE PLAYOFFS! GAME 7! GO TO YOUR ROOM!) Prior to this I spent about 5 minutes rooting around my room looking for a pair of “lucky underwear” which, once found, was promptly put on and the kids pointed and “ew”d whilst…

By the way, the kids have not banned Shirtless Dad yet.

Email of the week almost got me fired. I should not have been reading that after my 2pm meeting started.

Fucking hell, that was hilarious.

You might even say that save was ..... Mraculous

Looks like bone-itis is a pretty common malady in Los Santos.

Safety first.