There has to be some technique involved with keeping that much liquid in the cup from such a distance.

That's what we in the business call "The Long Con."

Even a cursory read of the bible will reveal that God was originally heel and then turned face. Maybe after a couple of thousand years He's gotten bored with his role and has gone back. Now that I think about it, even after the face-turn he was always more of a tweener.

"Yeah, Dustin Byfuglien's going to be suspended from this."

I'm not very religious anymore, but I always remembered being told that God wanted me to love everyone. Is that still true, or did God turn heel?

Fixed it.

At least he didn't spear anybody in the nuts this time.

These back-to-back posts are depressing me. I may have to do some actual work.

Genuinely, I feel pity for him. Marble rye is a slice (or two) of Heaven. Poor thing. What an empty, bland life he must lead.

What shitty news. Always patient with people on Twitter explaining cap stuff. And the website was amazing. Its a testament to his work that no one had filled the void. Hell, I still consult capgeek almost daily using archive.org.

This is such an interesting read, especially since you went in after my father did and got out slightly before he did.

When I worked electronics at Walmart in rural Wisconsin (as if that doesn't set up my story beautifully enough...seriously, if you want, just use your imagination to finish the rest), I would deal with a lot of older folks who not only had no idea how to technology but were often PROUD that they had no idea how to…

This was a fantastic read. I can almost feel your true appreciation for the car in the short time you were able to drive it. If I were to ever drive one of these I think my life would be complete.

The Pokemon story warms my heart. That poor kid must've been verbally abused at school or something. Probably by kids who think Nintendo is "immature" because it's not full of guts an swearing.

This is part of the reason why I talk with my parents almost every day or every other day. I worry about them especially now that they are both retired. Granted my wife doesn't fully understand but I stayed in the area so my parents could remain a part of my life and know my kids as well. My sister even recently…

I am continually finding myself in a situation where the top image is far better than the column itself.

8. Grab the victim's hands and force them to punch themselves. Don't forget to cover your bases by publicly questioning why they are doing such a thing.

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