Dealership employees...

-He believes Weird Al Yankovic is a national treasure.

Q - How do you avoid a Turkish clothesline?

Rowland is also one hell of a defender, blocking shots at will. In fact I read somewhere that he led Turkey in stuffing.

Bad: had to return to work today post holidays.

NEEDS MORE TORGUE! AND EXPLOSIONS! TORGUE EXPLOSIONS! EVERYONE LIKES EXPLOSIONS! F*CK THIS MALLIWAN SH*T!

Quite frankly, I'm surprised that the car wash owner..... owned up to it. If he's slimy enough to hire employees who do not know how to drive, I can absolutely imagine that he would say that it wasn't his fault... or that "sorry, this damage clearly happened off of my property." Ugh.

Three breathtaking colors.

Works for guys too.. if you know what I mean ;)

I like big mumps and I cannot lie

My mumps

Bowser is to Mario what Pete is to Mickey Mouse. He's as much of an antagonist as the situation calls for, and will even be non-antagonistic if needed.

If you hit someone's car and drive off, you deserve to have the living shit beaten out of you. Just a month ago I saw a chick hit a brand new SUV at a parking lot and leave. Too bad for her I was parked right across with my dash cam recording, which later was passed to a cop.

Missing one step isn't all that bad. Patrick Kane missed all 12 of them.

Scut Farkus hasn't aged a bit since Ralphie beat him down.

Looks like a Ford Fusion to me.

All new Audi Genesis. Oops.