An interesting take on the Coca-Cola thing: How many kids today know what a Zippo is? OK, what about a Ronson? The latter, like Zippo, made lighters and lighter accessories. I was flipping through a book from the 60s about brands and advertising (I'm weird like that) and it said something like "The most recognized…

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I actually WANT to be on Third Grade Twitter. It is several notches, intellectually, above grown up Twitter.

Technically I'm the life-saver here, but sure give the big guy the credit and oily magazine shots. I'm used to getting shit on and seeing my life's work flushed down the toilet...

Dennis as Star Lord.

Holy crap. So many planets of female life forms for him to use the D.E.N.N.I.S. system on.

yesss!

I'll just leave this here:

I left my dog in the car one night as I went to the store quick. I came back to some teenage fuckfaces harassing my dog, so I used the alarm button instead of flying into a rage and trying to beat the shit out of teenagers who would have probably turned the tables on me.

I'm not sorry.

So Jill's relay team overcame a poop-catastrophe and placed 2nd to the black girls? That sounds like a version of "Bring It On" I'd be willing to watch.

Dumbledong

Organdalf

Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum!!!

You will not get a stuffed giraffe. Your prize will be Sophie.

Truck turned into Camry's lane. Camry swerved to the right to avoid the truck, rear swung out slightly, driver applied maximum over correct and away they went.

the pleasurable happenstance of catching 10 minutes of Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

Made me think of Sin City when Carla Gugino gets rescued by Marv. "HE MADE ME WAAAAAAAAAAAATCHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

Giants are at home tonight? Foley should make an appearance at the game as Dude Love. He'd be over like crazy.

I told them: the future isn't power, it's TORQUE. Sweet, delicious, reverse-orbit-causing torque. ALL THE TORQUE!!

Wrestlemania 2000 was such a great game. To me in depth move system, character creation while somewhat limiting was deep enough for most, that and the graphic's where more over the top than real life. Made wrestling to me more interesting as that is what wrestling "entertainment" is... over the top.