This is the one good shot I got of the two cars side by side. After this everyone started mobbing the i8.

The only person who could ever keep Stamkos from scoring was Barry Melrose.

You think that's impressive? Eric Lindros can remember his own name.

oh god, the cuffs....I had sweatpants like these as a kid, but they had Power Rangers on them.

My first job was McDonald's when I was in high school (mid 90's). Once during the Monopoly, an old lady that had to be in her 90's came up to me at the counter and asked "What does this mean?" Old broad won a Jeep Cherokee. The manager took her in the back and had her fill out a bunch of paperwork.

If you're already out there gobbling up hashbrowns, carry on though!

It looks like an optical illusion. The tesseract of side dishes, a pork-dimensional hyperfood. You enter Wendy's to eat this and exit from a gas station bathroom in a desert 4,000 miles away wondering which of your memories are real and which were implanted.

I was on board with this until you got to Dave and Ted and Dwayne and the conference call and the heartbreaking desire for this one day in the rapidly-diminishing days of my life to be different, to break from the ennui, to be one day where I could cry to the world that I AM A PERSON and I HAVE VALUE.

The median is probably pretty disappointing: 10 cars, 1 medium yacht and just a shared jet ownership.

My name is Elmer J Fudd, I own a Mansion and a Yacht......

When I see others do this, I shake my head and say, "Shame on them."

There I fixed it for you. I've been out of the restaurant game for years. I'm going to go fart on my boss when I walk into this meeting in 4 minutes.

Don't you hate that? I worked a similar job for many, many years. One of my former clients became kind of famous (He had a special show produced about him and his art work) and he loved to talk to people- about art, sports, the weather..whatever came to mind. Guy was hysterical but a little hard to understand…

I worked as a manager at a corporate owned Pizza Hut. If we had a customer that was harassing or intimidating our drivers, we just put in the computer Do Not Deliver. Problem solved. Obviously it took a lot to get on that list, but the employees were like my kids, even though half were older than me (bad economy). …

This might be my favorite Behind Closed Ovens (Behind Dutch Ovens) ever. A well-timed fart is the best weapon! I hope the family from the third story still gets fart flashbacks sometimes.

I always just stack the left over slices in a ziplock baggie.

We just put ours in ziplocks. If they have to stack, we just...stack them. Pizza crust to toppings doesn't break anything.

he stole the underrated So I Married an Axe Murderer with about a minute of screen time.

Hartman was another one of those brilliant anti-comedian sorts, who can get laughs not because they are so over-the-top, but because they're just so naturally humorous. Martin in his white suit, doing and saying things that were so bizarre, the juxtaposition of the man and the words was hilarious. A true genius like…