The median is probably pretty disappointing: 10 cars, 1 medium yacht and just a shared jet ownership.

My name is Elmer J Fudd, I own a Mansion and a Yacht......

When I see others do this, I shake my head and say, "Shame on them."

There I fixed it for you. I've been out of the restaurant game for years. I'm going to go fart on my boss when I walk into this meeting in 4 minutes.

Don't you hate that? I worked a similar job for many, many years. One of my former clients became kind of famous (He had a special show produced about him and his art work) and he loved to talk to people- about art, sports, the weather..whatever came to mind. Guy was hysterical but a little hard to understand…

I worked as a manager at a corporate owned Pizza Hut. If we had a customer that was harassing or intimidating our drivers, we just put in the computer Do Not Deliver. Problem solved. Obviously it took a lot to get on that list, but the employees were like my kids, even though half were older than me (bad economy). …

This might be my favorite Behind Closed Ovens (Behind Dutch Ovens) ever. A well-timed fart is the best weapon! I hope the family from the third story still gets fart flashbacks sometimes.

I always just stack the left over slices in a ziplock baggie.

We just put ours in ziplocks. If they have to stack, we just...stack them. Pizza crust to toppings doesn't break anything.

he stole the underrated So I Married an Axe Murderer with about a minute of screen time.

Hartman was another one of those brilliant anti-comedian sorts, who can get laughs not because they are so over-the-top, but because they're just so naturally humorous. Martin in his white suit, doing and saying things that were so bizarre, the juxtaposition of the man and the words was hilarious. A true genius like…

He said on reddit that he moved it right after the corvette left.

CORTHAIR GAMIN'!

Architects are hopeful that this design becomes a new American Standard.

1st Gear: The VAG Isn't As Tight As You'd Think

The correct answer is 1 slice of 2 different kinds of cheese.

All the cheese. All the cheese at your disposal.

And as I said to IGN above: one unreturned text is happenstance. Two unreturned texts is worrisome but not necessarily a problem. Three unreturned texts is a sign that it's time to move on.

I love Mr. Torgue. He can shout at me all goddamn day, it won't irritate me.

It's a Ferrari, thus I'd rather expect something like this