Giving I'm actually in the Advertising field, I've offered dealers the option of paying my car payment for every month that their advertisement is on my car. Stick on decal or front license plate or plate frame.

I've started to notice the people that say "Don't tell me how to raise my kids!" are the exact people that need to be told how to raise their kids.

I was in an "Argentinean" (touristy, businessman) restaurant in Monterrey, Mexico last week. They had an 800gr (1.76 lb / ~28oz) filet on the menu. I ordered it to see if it was indeed an enormous filet. It was.

It's getting too cold here for flip flops. I MADE THE WRONG DECISION

who asks 3k for an ugly dresser on the building bulletin board? somebody with an aol address, that's who!

There is no such thing as a good white rap parody video.

I spent days wondering how to steer that thing and how the rear wheel(s) could stay attached to the chassis...

the seat filler in question is one Alexandrew Khazai.

All of his other horribleness aside - Alexandrew???

Maybe he lost his baseball?

Easy: Heated/cooled/Sybian driver's seat. Amiright, fellas? Whover invents this will be printing their own money PLUS it's a guaranteed soft-sell on the Scotch Guard treatment? Speaking of scotch, this sales meeting is adjourned, I'm thirsty. And remember the ABCs: Always Be Condescending!

Thumb is for the outside wall. Your finger nail is on the wrong side if you're using your pinkie or index finger and using the opposite hand would just be odd.

Well, first of all, +1 for the Space Mutiny reference. Now I'm convinced all of Bigland's speeches to his team involve him showing off his burly arms and yelling "NOW LET'S GET OUT THERE AND KICK SOME ASS!!!!"

Good to see somejuan bought the truck!

Usually my dealership experiences go something like this.

Summer 2009: I was going to hold off and get a 2010 model year Pontiac G8, but when Pontiac announced their closure and wouldn't be making a 2010, I knew I had to act now. My requirements were basically that it HAD to be the "stryker blue" and it had to be the V8 (either 6.0L or 6.2L). I live in southern New Hampshire…

You still said "probably" :) What's up Matt?

Last-minute crises aside, the experience wasn't that bad. If you keep your mouth shut, keep your head down and don't start any trouble, you can get through jail just fine. I can't imagine serving months or years in there like some of my fellow inmates, or like millions of Americans do in prison every day. A three-day…

Not a fan of the Ohio Turnpike, I take it...?