No ass or nut sack scratching?

The Prius. Early buyers may have been gloating douchebags but all current buyers I've come in contact with purchased them because of the fuel economy.

It came from the factory like that.

Well, first thing you need to do is remember to pack a baseball for your trip and drill this so-called friend in the ribs as she gets halfway down the aisle.

Grabber Blue. It looks amazing in person.

Yeah but is Jay Sherman in it?

Damnit, Torch.

That is a touching story.

Nope. I need a rhino and a warthog.

He looks like the bully in every single 80's flick ever made. Dear God, Cobra Kai would welcome him with open arms.

Remember to read all of the quotes attributed to Sterling as if it were Master Shake from ATHF. Indeed, this is gold.

So he's the love child of Silent Bob and Sideshow Bob.

It's a win-win. Good publicity for them and it's just a good thing to do. I have no problem with it

You skipped the step where you blow normally, insert cartridge, press it into the fully depressed position and insert cartridge #2 backwards into the upper portion of the slot to hold it down.

So based on the looks of that Cooper, someone just donked the shit out of their lawnmower.

But...but...you've given away AutomatchTom's real name. Nooooooo! That's like knowing Superman is actually Clark Kent

Resolved: MLB should do away with intentional walks and allow teams to put a man on first without throwing four pitches.

Something tells me this isn't the first blockage his chest has experienced.